May I stick a banana in your tailpipe?
Excuse me, could you help me out? I have an incredible itch that's buried deep in my butt. Is that a double-ended vibrator in your pocket or are you just glad to see me? I hope you dont have tetnus cause tonight you're gonna nail me. We're having a wiener-measuring contest over there. Do you have a yardstick that we could borrow? I hope you're not a vegetarian, 'cause I want to feed you some meat!
I bet your license got suspended for driving all these guys crazy. Hey there, you like glazed or creme filled? I know you think I'm sexy, I know you think I'm fine, but just like all the other guys get a number and wait in line.
HER is totally free to download. Accounts are verified and linked to people's Facebook profiles, so you're less likely to find fake profiles and trolls. Users have to be incredibly selective about their words and corny jokes.
25 Jokes About Being Gay That Will Have You Howling
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Best gay app that hetero folks also use. Tinder Free version: Yes Tinder Plus: More than 50 million people use Tinder monthly, and not all of them are straight dudes hiking mountains. Queer and trans folks head to Tinder because its dating pool is colossal. The app worked with GLAAD, the cast of Transparent , and trans activists to make sure it met the diverse needs of the trans community.
The users contended that they were removed from the site after male trolls submitted multiple false complaint reports.
Despite all of this, Tinder has made notable efforts to be more trans and queer inclusive over the years by offering an above average number of gender options. That's more than most apps its size, which typically offer a grand total of Tinder is free to download. More than 50 million people use Tinder , and chances are you're going to see someone who you work with on the app. Because of its popularity, Tinder is the app people love to hate. This doesn't mean the haters don't have a point, but in general, the quality of people you find on Tinder is no better or worse than you'll find anywhere else.
18 Best Pick-Up Lines Ever — (Cheesy, Dirty, Funny, Cute & Romantic)
Best for men looking for a relationships. Chappy Free version: Yes See Details. Chappy is the latest app to cater to the relationship-seeking crowd among gay men. In , Chappy was introduced in three major cities: Los Angeles, London, and New York.
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Chappy brands itself as an app that caters to three demographics — people who are looking for long term relationships "Mr. Right" , those who are looking something more casual "Mr. Right Now" and those who don't know what they want "Mr. Who Knows". It's unclear whether Chappy will produce longer and more satisfying relationships for me than traditional apps like Grindr.
I personally love cheesy jokes. Viola, the best cheesy pick-up lines:. This pick-up line is cheesy but also sort of sweet. This can work because the wordplay shows a bit of wit and intelligence, but the obviousness of the wordplay is what gives it the characteristic groan when you hear it. Again, an oldie but a goodie.
When you add that little bit of misdirection at the end, it creates a little gotcha moment. This one works if your delivery is done with earnestness — like you are offering up kind words or a favor.
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This one is for shock value, plain and simple. The first part is heard a lot in pick-up lines: However, that reaction might be horror and outrage, so use this one wisely. Everyone loves to laugh. Many women say a sense of humor is among the ideal characteristics of a possible mate. There is a jokey element to these that let you get away with the pick-up aspect.
It gives a second or two of figuring out time. When she finally does figure it out, give her a big smile and laugh. Then you meet her eyes and say the pick-up line. Most women love cute things. Puppy dogs, Nicholas Sparks movies, and giggly babies often trigger that nurturing and caring aspect, so why not feed into that by giving her a cute pick-up line?